The So-called LIFE

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I freakin’ love this video. Hehe. What would you do if this happen to you? Would you still have the guts to show your face to your family?

I felt really bad when the San Antonio Spurs lost to the Lakers when they led by 20 points in the 3rd quarter. That should be a sure win considering they have the experience. Although Manu Ginobili didn’t play good, others should step up. Tim Duncan played really good but didn’t have much help from Tony Parker. Maybe fatigue really hurt the Spurs but that’s not an excuse.

The good thing about this game, the Spurs showed they can beat the Lakers. I think the Spurs will win in game two. Manu Ginobili will play great as he always do. When he played better, he can make others better too. He has a very good shooting touch; an orthodox driving to the basket that is hard to stop and a good playmaker. I believe the Spurs can go as far as Ginobili can. And Tony Parker can light it up. There’s no one in Los Angeles that can guard him. It’s time for him also to take over. Tim Duncan will provide the same numbers as he always do. Bruce Bowen showed he can stop Kobe Bryant who had only two points in the first half of West Finals game one, he just needs a little help to defend him. So I’m sorry Lakers but the Spurs will steal one game on your home court.

#1
1 lasing nasalubong ang matabang babae na may kasamang aso
Lasing: hoy, saan mo nakuha yang baboy?
Babae: aso ito hindi baboy!
Lasing: huwag ka nga sumabat! yung aso ang ka u sap ko!

#2
(in a cabinet meeting …
GMA: oshige … kung shino man ang tamaan ng bola na ‘to ay siyang magre-reshign
(initsa ang bola, tumalbog pabalik sa kanya …
GMA: o … praktish lang un noh? ulet!

#3
Director: “Sir, we have to do something with our population program. A woman gives birth every 30 seconds here in the Philippines . ..
Erap: “Ha?, you’re right…FIND THAT WOMAN!!!”

#4
Pare1: Pare, bat naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang
syota? wala ka pa bang napupusuan?
Pare2: Meron.. Manhid ka lang!

#5
Mom: baby, you’re good in math. Now I’m going to ask you a question.
Baby: sure mom
Mom: if your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what’s your answer?
Baby: thank you po!!!

#6
BF: may malaki ako problema.
GF: wag mo sabihin problema MO lang, problema NATIN dahil nagmamahalan tayo.ngayon ano problema natin?
BF: nabuntis NATIN si inday at TAYO ang ama

#7
Pare1: pare parang malalim ang iniisip mo!
Pare2: nanaginip ako kagabi kasama ko 50 contestants ng Ms. Universe
Pare1: swerte mo! ano problema mo?
Pare2: pare, ako nanalo!!!

#8
Killer: father mangungumpisal po ako
Father: ano kasalanan mo?
Killer: pumatay po ako ng 20 tao
Father: bakit?
Killer: kasi po naniniwala s i la sa Diyos, kayo po naniniwala ba?
Father: dati…pero ngayon trip trip na lang!

#9
Patient: doc takot po ako sa bunot
Dentist: eto gamot pampatapang ng loob
Patient: (ininom ang gamot)
Dentist: ano matapang ka na ba?
Patient: oo doc! puta pag may gumalaw ng ngipin ko basag ang bungo!

#10
1 panget na babe, hinoholdap
Holdaper: holdap ito! akin na gamit mo!
Babae: RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!
Holdaper: anong rape? holdap nga to eh!
Babae: wala lang! nagsusuggest lang…

Who’s that girl? Nice butt!
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